M Series 1

The Cutting Edge Of Coooool!

The M Series 1

Highly Polished Alloy With Waffle Grip

M Series 2 Pro

10X WOW Like You've Never Seen Before!

The Original Classic

1988 Vintage Classic Cool

If You're Looking For That GUARANTEED WOW - You Just Found It!

Looking for that gift that stops conversations and starts gasps? Meet the BADASS Pizza Cutter – the ultimate fusion of Cool, Eco-sustainable and Useful. OH! and jaw-dropping surprise.

(Like, every time no joke.)

"So whether it’s for your unapologetic self-indulgence, your best friend’s wedding (or their, ‘I finally cut loose') divorce, a birthday, graduation, corporate gift (highly popular BTW) or whatever, Our patented, World famous BADASS Pizza Cutter is anything but ordinary.

Crafted for the bold, brave, cool, kind, adventurous and successful, this is practical luxury utility at its finest – It's sleek, shiny, personalized, and built to impress. And the unboxing reactions!!!! SERIOUSLYYYYY - TikTok-worthy.

Give the gift that no one expects but everyone raves about. Cutting edge, literally.

Proudly Made In The U.S.A.

We're a couple of guys in Atlanta, GA., working our side gig for a house down payment and having a ton of fun doing it!

FREE SHIPPING

Buy 3 and we'll send 'em for FREE

100% Money Back Guarantee

If you're not happy for ANY REASON, we'll refund you

Lifetime Guarantee

If you're Buddhist, it's guaranteed for TWO lifetimes!

Americans Are NOT In A Shortage For MEANINGLESS Stuff

This is not another throwaway gift or gadget destined for the junk drawer. Your BADASS Pizza Cutter is a one-of-a-kind creation, complete with a Certificate of Authenticity to prove it.

Each blade is sequentially numbered by name, making it as unique as the person holding it. Personalized, practical, and built to last forever (and a day), this isn’t just a pizza cutter—it’s a legacy. It’s the gift that will be used often, cherished always, and remembered for a lifetime.

In a world of meaningless clutter, here’s something that truly stands apart. Don't wait because they are made-to-order. So, Order yours today!

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Here's The Deal. Our customers can be hilarious. So we're sharing as many videos of you crazy asses as we can.

The best part about our product is hearing and seeing all the stories, pics and videos ya'll send us. Some of them will make you spit your beer through your nose.

Take our neighbor Ivey - Her BF tripped backwards over the chair getting out of the way when she started swinging that blade around. (Disclaimer :-) )

PLEASE - send us your videos!

A Product So Popular It Went Global In Less Than 1 Year! - Now In 11 Countries

Our 12th New Country!

Our 12th New Country!

Our 12th New Country!

Our 12th New Country!

Our 12th New Country!

Our 12th New Country!

Our 12th New Country!

Our 12th New Country!

Our 12th New Country!

Our 12th New Country!